Horizon

Welcome to the sanest place in the universe.
My name is Ark, the Prophet of the Great Cheesewheel of Life that Protects Us from the Spinning Golfball of Doom out in Space.

All hail.

This blog is dedicated to what I call 'creative evil'. Why? I guess you have to answer that for yourselves, that's just what the Big Cheese told me to call it, if you know what I'm saying. Don't mess with it.
I am also accepting applications to join my elite bodyguard of ninja philosophers, or ninjalophalers as they prefer to be called. Say it out loud, you know you want to. Qualified candidates must have a mind and free will of their own, capable of making their own decisions without outside influence -- ability to single-handedly fight off a squadron of rogue fire hydrants bent on vengeance preferred, but not required.

At any rate, make yourselves at home. The evil's about to start.